If you eat guns, you’ll sweat bullets.

It’s science.

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leaving hand sanitiser and a thermometer gun out for santa this year instead of milk and cookies


If 2 or more nachos are stuck together they count as one. Unfortunately the same rule does not apply to dishwasher pods. I know this now


Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I live in Canada. So, free health care.


Oh good, a gift card to Arby’s.

*waits for their birthday*
Them: Thanks Aimee for the…
*opens box*
(cat hair pasted to paper & framed)


Sucking someone’s finger is supposed to be seductive, but my dentist just seemed pretty upset.


I undo his overall strap & slide it off a barely perceptible shoulder. I pull his steel work goggle down around his “neck”
“BanaNA” he moans