@3sunzzz: If you occasionally accuse your husband of shrinking your clothes in the dryer, he won't realize you're slowly getting fat.
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@kelkulus: I'm stuck in a meeting where a guy keeps saying "utilize" and "leverage" and I'm wondering if I should tell him about the word "use".
@notalogin: Sportscenter, episode 542783747363467367984768474756431063389425993399064375493638386747899532689432462567953467347: Men talking animatedly.
@PondHockeyPro: Is rage cooking a thing? It should be, it's happening right now. Who wants 16 twice baked potatoes?
@SirEviscerate: BABY: WAAAAAAA- ME: Shhhh, it's okay. BABY: -AAAAAAAA- ME: shhhh.... BABY: -AAAAAALUIGI! ME: wtf BABY: (whispering) No one will believe you.