@Dawn_M_: If you see a baby locked in a car break the window and put another baby in there, he's probably lonely.
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@jellybnbonanza: TV led me to believe there would always be a potted plant to hide behind when needed. Alas, this is not so.
@Fred_Delicious: Apparently the rebooted bible will feature a female Jesus, and Moses will be a raccoon
@cynicanoldicus: Go ahead, post and claim my tweets as your own. Maybe later, if you like, I'll come satisfy your woman and you can take credit for that too.