@Jake_Vig: If you see a chameleon, it’s a terrible chameleon.
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@daemonic3: WIFE: [walks in on me trying on Victoria's Secret] OMG ME: It's not what you think! [shows receipt] They were on sale WIFE: Oh thank God
@david8hughes: [first day as a scientist] Scientist: you have a budget of $1.3m *2 weeks later* Scientist: we need a progress update Me [has blown the budget on an army of genetically engineered dog size giraffes]: wind is basically air in a hurry
@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: what should I do? Dentist: stop eating sugar, drinking coffee and wine, cut back on stress.. Me: right but like realistically