@imteddybless: if you want a wife that will cook and clean for you then that’s not me. BUT if you want a wife who will support and love you unconditionally then again, that’s not me. i don’t like you
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@jnapsalot: I don’t understand why an ear infection exam requires me to get undressed. I’d find a new veterinarian but my dog really likes this dr.
@stuckinaportal: god: welcome to heaven, bob. today we reunite you with your soulmate bob: karen! god: karen? your soulmate is a japanese farmer named oshi
@ThisOneSayz: When you smile and laugh and pretend you heard a word they said. ~ Night club conversations and marriage
@psybermonkey: Date: everything ok? Me: yeah, sorry. I was just thinking about the death of my wife Date: oh my gosh, I'm sorry. when was it? Me: tonight if you play your cards right