@3sunzzz: If you want to receive a text message every 3 minutes for an hour, send your husband to the grocery store.
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@Ygrene: No time to exercise? Get the results of a 30 minute workout in only 3 seconds by accidentally stepping on your cat on the stairs in the dark
@MissHavisham: Husband called to me tonight, “What’re you doing in the bathroom? Kids need to get in bed.” I will make his obituary as eloquent as I can.