Probably one of the hardest things for Pinocchio to pull off was complimenting his friend’s experimental theater piece.
If you watch Titanic backwards, you are an idiot. That is not the way movies are meant to be watched.
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Ok people, I think the big take away from 2016 is that it’s really bad luck to start the year by shooting a gorilla
Biden: “Jiraiya is in a better pla…”
Obama: “I don’t wanna talk about it”
DOG DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: Please assume the correct position for operating a vehicle.
DOG STUDENT: *sticks head out window*
Son, always wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming
“But dad we’re goldfish”
Oh yeah, I forgot
Prof asked if anyone liked comic books. I raised my hand. She didnt add anything or say why it mattered. Just wanted to isolate me socially.
Do me a faver?
Look at any object near you
now imagen its a diferent thing
how was youre experience?
i imagened pencil is baseball
Monopoly taught me that to become a truly successful property owner, I’m going to have to go to jail on a regular basis.
Needless to say, I don’t think it’s good news.
If you’re walking around with a toothpick in your mouth you may think you look cool but we’re all just worrying about you tripping