@HelenMaryMe: If you're found snoozing at your desk, just say "Oh they told me at the blood bank that this might happen!"
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@agathagotstoned: Barring any distractions, it only takes about three months to teach a meerkat how to throw knives.
@MrFjayy: Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet 4yo: Me: ....... 4yo:......... Me : 4yo : but I don't have any other feet Me : fair enough --__--
@XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: *sits at the table forever without touching anything* Me: *eats one cold chicken nugget* 3: THAT WAS MINE!