@HelenMaryMe: If you're found snoozing at your desk, just say "Oh they told me at the blood bank that this might happen!"
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@Contwixt: Atheists don't seem to recognize church is worth it for the bake sales alone. God, or no god, those are good Brownies.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: What's the score, who's winning? Therapist: Ok so that's really not how couples counseling works.
@Try2StopME: I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance.
@dlockw21: Therapist: Talk about your friends. Me: Now John at the bar is a friend of mine... T: That's a Billy Joel song. Me: You're no fun.