“Where do Cowboys come from?”
“Well, son. When a cow and a boy love each other very, very much…”
If you’re happy and you know it… wash your hands.
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I’m extremely grateful that spiders don’t scream back.
[invention of Moist Towelette]
So, we’ve got a product that everyone will use, now let’s give it a name nobody wants to say
It’s a comfort knowing Dad is looking down on me, but we should probably cut his hang-glider out of that tree one of these days.
Cop: Why are you speeding?
Me: I’m super late for work
Cop: Ok, I need you to slow down
Me: Sorry. I’m…..super….late….for……work
*Gets on plane*
*Takes out earbuds*
I hate that theres no way to know if you’re on track or not for your annual consumption of 8 spiders
Guy:Hey what are you doing?
Girl:I want to see how big it is. ..
*Unzips tent and gets inside*
Your swag is gonna look amazing on that Burger King application.
I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it’s just a cute Halloween display