@ZennethNevers: I’m a single dad of 2 pre-teens so naturally at times there are talks of running away; but I don’t
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@TheTweetOfGod: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll add to the global overdepletion of the oceans. So just give him the fish.
@BlindChow: [takes e-cig from guy beside me & takes a hit] dude, your e-cig is broken GUY BESIDE ME: give me back my clarinet
@UncleDuke1969: [Subway} ME: Roast beef, please. HIM: Six inch or foot long? ME: I gotta ask you something. HIM: Yeah? ME: How do you say that without laughing? HIM: Corporate actually teaches a class. ME: Wow. HIM: Yup. You want extra meat, big guy?
@KateWhineHall: "You're a HORRIBLE parent!" - my daughter because I won't let her use a chainsaw to make a treehouse.