@andylassner: I'm always sad when I see a homeless person or someone with a Blackberry.
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@MUMSIEesq: ME: My husband has a cold do you have those euthanasia pills? PHARMACIST: I think you mean echinacea pills haha ME: No.
@LostFelicia: I have two sisters. One sent me a package with tinsel filler and a glitter card. Now I have one sister.
@KeetPotato: me: [answers phone in meeting] "this better be important" wife: "i think we're having a baby" me: [sighs] "you told me that 9 months ago"