@TheBeerGuy73: I'm bringing sexy backward.
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@ArfMeasures: WIFE: We'd have less arguments if he wasn't so pedantic THERAPIST [to me] Is that right? ME: No. It should be fewer arguments
@Marlebean: Sorry I gave you a sympathy card at your baby shower, but... well you'll see soon enough.
@_steamy_mac: "Sorry, I have to take this call." "That's a banana. And it's half eaten." *covers banana with hand "I don't tell you how to do business."