Baby Geese are called Goslings and baby Vampires are called Gothlings.
I’m completely over my ex, is the name of my poem to her
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In my 40’s – chases a multivitamin with a glass of milk so it doesn’t upset my stomach
Somewhere, a real Nigerian prince is sitting at his computer wondering, “Why oh why does nobody reply to my emails?”
[spider walking into first spin class] What’s the deal with the bikes?
People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it.
Is that a sweet potato in your pants, or are you just oddly shaped?
Boss to staff: “What incentives would make you work harder?”
Staff member: “Bonus!”
Boss: “I’m not boning any of you.”
“Finally there’s Whatsapp stories!” – said no one ever
I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with