Republicans say they’re not satisfied with Michele Obama’s speech because she didn’t give it from her kitchen.
I’m going to Costco later if anyone wants to share a 24-pack of mini fridges
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“Captain, I do believe a larger vessel might be in order.”
–Jaws, dubbed for England
the easiest way to distinguish between their/there/they’re is to remember that they are all different words
if you ask your child what the magic word is and they say ‘please’ then i guess well done. but if their eyes become blackholes and they speak in ancient mysterious rhymes then also well done and good luck
Never call it a guest room.
That’s just asking for trouble.
Hot singles in your area want you to come over and load their dishwasher correctly.
If you don’t clean up this room I will empty threat you so hard!
My therapist says I’m making progress but that’s only because I lie to her
Wife is painting the upstairs bedrooms. It’s not in my nature to sit still while she slaves away so I went up and complained about the color