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@theekillerqueen: I'm gonna start using my cat's ages like y'all do your kids.

5 just projectile vomited and 1 is trying to eat it off the floor.

I’m gonna start using my cat’s ages like y’all do your kids. 

5 just projectile vomited and 1 is trying to eat it off the floor.

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