I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful.
In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside.
I’m “I have been lying about my age so long that I have forgotten how old I actually am” years old.
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It happened. I witnessed the most Philly thing ever.
A fight broke out DURING a showing of the Mister Rogers movie.
interviewer: why do u want this job
me: i love health insurance
My name is Leon but some of you know me by my street name, 9th avenue.
Every day, I win arguments from 10 years ago in the shower.
I shaved my legs today and drew the hair back on. I don’t get it, eyebrow ladies, I don’t get it.
My husband and I are having a Fitbit competition, so every day when he leaves for work I attach mine to our dog. I’m averaging 25,438 steps a day.
Once I was napping & 5yo daughter
dropped her Barbie Car on my face,
she explained it tho, she said
“sorry dad, I thought you were asleep”.
My wife’s favorite position was cat style. She’d sit 3 feet away from me. No matter how many times I called her, she wouldn’t come near me
IDGAF if you’re black, white, yellow, brown or blue.
Well, I do if you’re blue, I’ll stop and give you CPR if you’re blue.