@ItsMeAshleyWee: I'm "I have been lying about my age so long that I have forgotten how old I actually am" years old.
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@prozdkp: you know a tweet’s gotten spread around when random catholics get mad at you “PLEASE DON’T GO TO MASS IF YOU’RE NOT CATHOLIC” my..my wife wanted me to go, you turkey, catholic mass is not my go-to choice for a FUN NIGHT OUT
@MicheleAKALips: When life hands you 3 kids..... You add the lemons to some vodka and hide in the closet.
@mattZillaaaa: Ran into someone that said “oh I haven’t seen you in a long time” and I was like I know I did that on purpose.
@HatfieldAnne: Of course I don’t put Christmas presents under the tree for the CAT! That’s just silly. She gets a stocking.