@NurseMurderer: I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop.
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@sozjalltheway: Just spent a nice relaxing hour on facebook, writing "you Two look fantastic!!" on all weekend selfies with three girls or more in it.
@Dawn_M_: If you carry a knife in your mouth, people wont ask you what your Valentines Day plans are.
@robfee: Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children
@o__0Dev: My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve