@andiedandie0: I'm like if Lady Godiva rode in naked on a " My Little Pony" ...
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@The1WhosCrazy: The walk of shame: When you toss a paper ball in trash, miss, then have to go get it.
@Brampersandon_: [driving to a party] WIFE: please try to spice up your stories a little bit tonight [at the party] ME: my doctor prescribed me a new blood pressure medicine *glances at wife* so i murdered him
@thomas_violence: windows 8: i got some updates me: cool windows: i have to restart me: okay not now windows: im going to me: please dont windows: lol