No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were.
I’m looking for a school picture package that’s more than 4 wallets and less than 54 wallets & a wall mural.
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True friendship is when you walk into someone’s house, and your WiFi connects automatically..
Three things that are certain in life~
2) Paying taxes
3) Somewhere a woman is pissed at a man ….
ME: Wh-who’s there?
[ouija board spells out A-T-C-H]
ME: atch who?
[spells out B-L-E-S-S-Y-O-U]
ME: Dammit, Grandpa!
They should remake The Ring; instead of a tape, the creepy little girl uploads her video to YouTube and wipes out pretty much everybody.
somethings never fade away, like a memory of your first dog, or that line on your stomach after you sit for too long.
My possessed doll at 3 am: [laughs in Seth Rogen]
Spoiler alert: The people who can’t believe your kid is in Kindergarten already won’t be able to believe they’re in any grade, any year ever
Wife holding bank statement: What’s this payment?
Me: we’re sponsoring a panda!
W: so is this monthly?
M: No, it’s just for the one skydive
*dad throws ball over fence*
“I’ll get it son!”
*25 years later*
“Wow he must’ve thrown it far”