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@philosophia7: "I'm married to a raving lunatic."
- Actual quote from my husband, yesterday, confiding in our neighbor's golden retreiver.

Joke's on him. That dog tells me everything.

“I’m married to a raving lunatic.”
– Actual quote from my husband, yesterday, confiding in our neighbor’s golden retreiver.

Joke’s on him. That dog tells me everything.

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