@Darlainky: I’m not a bad person, although once I blew a paper straw cover at my husband and it stuck in a lady’s hair and I didn’t tell her.
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@bingowings14: Snail cop: So tell me about the sloth that attacked you. Snail: It all happened so fast.
@daemonic3: "Dad, can I go to the renaissance festival?" ME: No, you're still grounded "No fair!" ME: Yes, that's what I said
@iamspacegirl: God *using a bear to dry his face* Angel: OMG what are You doing?! God *wrings it out and drops it on the ground* makin ferrets, calm down