@Darlainky: I’m not a bad person, although once I blew a paper straw cover at my husband and it stuck in a lady’s hair and I didn’t tell her.
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@delusions_of: I saw a baby crying and gave it my cable bill cuz no reason we should both be sad.
@thenatewolf: Tell me more about these male enhancement pills... Will they help me chop wood better? How about pelts? Will I know how to make pelts?
@ArfMeasures: Doctor: You have 6 months to live Me: omg what can I do? Doctor: Oh lots of things Me: Phew Doctor: but only for 6 months