@Tuna_Lover: I'm not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested.
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@curlycomedy: If you watch someone kissing in public for too long you become what's weird about it.
@stephenjmolloy: Magician: *pulls a rabbit out of a hat and makes doves appear from a handkerchief* Zookeeper: And the penguin in your backpack. Hand it over.
@whalesmells: When someone you don't like is eating them, chips sound like 1000 asteroids smashing into the polar ice caps.
@lawblob: [the boss walks by my desk and catches me looking at sonic anime] Me: the hackers are at it again. I was trying to visit church. com