@xLiserx: I'm not chubby, I'm alt skinny.
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@justabloodygame: If you watch The Matrix backwards, a young man slowly comes down from a wild acid trip before returning to his low-level tech job.
@SardonicTart: I'm glad my office has this giant shredder because otherwise I don't know what I'd do with all this work.
@Miltgen: *Job interview* "Im gonna need you to pee in this cup" *hands boss full cup* "Let's start the interview" *boss just sips it the whole time*