@xLiserx: I'm not chubby, I'm alt skinny.
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@Cravin4: Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage.
@_Enanem_: Ok, don't panic… If we hold the North and South Pole down simultaneously for eight seconds, it'll automatically restore to factory settings.
@JustDontBugMe: Mom: Why didn't you answer your phone? M: I was in a lecture. Mom: Where are you now? M: Walking the dog. Mom: You need better excuses. M: It's the truth. Mom: Then put the dog on.