The opposite of “Free Willy” is “Predestinationy.”
i’m old enough to remember when yogurt was hellogurt
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Anakin: How do we get in?
Obi-Wan: We’ll be stealthy.
*turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
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Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already.
Her: I love Fight Club
Me: (trying to impress her): *I knock myself out*