@Blueorsomething: "I'm single by choice" I whisper to the pizza delivery guy as he hands me my change.
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@WittySassBasket: I just had the best argument in my head and I cannot wait until someone pisses me off.
@SondraDeeMe: I put my shoes on like everyone else. I beckon for my footman, Chauncey, and he does it straightaway. Your guy probably has a different name
@HughGoesThere: Me: I saw Elvis Presley last night. Her: I'm sure it was an impersonator. Me: No *hiding shovel* It was definitely him.