@WittySassBasket: I just had the best argument in my head and I cannot wait until someone pisses me off.

@Nomyzie: What doesn't kill you, tries again.

@SondraDeeMe: I put my shoes on like everyone else. I beckon for my footman, Chauncey, and he does it straightaway. Your guy probably has a different name

@HughGoesThere: Me: I saw Elvis Presley last night. Her: I'm sure it was an impersonator. Me: No *hiding shovel* It was definitely him.

@recursivetaco: [getting a ride home] Me: ok keep going straight here Train engineer: stop saying that