@JimmerThatisAll: I’m sorry I used your Diva Cups to quarantine my sea monkeys.
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@zebrasyndicate: [creating eyelashes] God: Give them a row of stiff hairs to protect their eyes. Angel: Alright. God: But make the hairs occasionally turn traitor and try to destroy the very thing they're supposed to protect. Angel: Dude, wtf is wrong with you?
@DirtMcTurd: when someone pisses you off start counting down from 10. When you get to 8 punch them in the throat, they will never expect it.