We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter.
I’m starting to regret my “2015 FOREVER” tattoo.
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My son almost missed his plane because he thought his seat number was the gate number.
The same kid they said was *gifted* when he was four.
I’m pretty confident I can perform this Appendectomy on myself.
Day 27 without sports:
Hesitated for an inappropriately long moment before intervening in my kid’s living room brawl.
If every person in the world held hands around the equator a significant portion of them would drown.
“You’ve been learning a few weeks now”
“Progress has been slow”
“Perhaps it’s time you sat up front with me?”
[first day as a baker]
boss: open this door. you better not be making sculptures again
me: ahh [frantically trying to hide bread pitt and angelina doughlie] just a second
7y: mummy, how long have you been married to daddy?
Me: 7 years
7y: how long have you got left?
How good at basketball do you have to be to get a COVID test