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I’m tired and want to sleep, but I can’t stop imagining how the whole scenario of the first person to pee on a jellyfish sting went down
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Cats get a pass bc they’re “Cleaning themselves”. Dogs are like, Hey! I can reach this?!?!
You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name.
“Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left”
“Recalculating, Bobcat, you’re going rogue.”
“I set all the cattle free.”
– Reverse Cowgirl
Before. b-e-f-o-r-e, not B4. We speak English, Not bingo…
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: You’ve already written no
Doctor: I just looked at you and made a guess
Me: well let me tell you, it was a good guess
Me: When does karaoke start?
Me: But I put my
“I ? Karaoke” t-shirt on.
Him: We noticed.
Me: This is the worst funeral ever.
I bought myself one of those “off road vehicles” last week…
Paid $3000 for it, got it home and found out it was a Canoe!!!