@tigersgoroooar: I'm trying to beat the world record for most cat paintings done in one night. The current record holder is George W. Bush, who did 911.
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@mishakey: Him: Get on my level. Me: You're a gamer? Him: .... Me: .... Him: You need to get out more. Me: *mumbles* Your face needs to get out more.
@trevso_electric: Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you.
@hardlyrelevant: *holds up bread* this is my body *holds up wine* this is my blood *holds up fire* and this is my mixtape