@tigersgoroooar: I'm trying to beat the world record for most cat paintings done in one night. The current record holder is George W. Bush, who did 911.
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@CoolCamel69: wherever this dart lands is where I'll take a trip to *throws dart and it lands on Hogwarts poster* oh, well this is going to be difficult
@EndhooS: Me: I wish u'd bring back my 1st pet Genie: No blood magic Me: I wish politicians had to tell the truth Genie: [sigh] what was ur pets name?
@wettbutt: uh oh we better all stand up for the old man in the dress who bangs a tiny hammer down or he might decide that we have to live in a cage
@cravin4: Little known fact: If you eat a Tide POD™ you will poop out the secret of how to fold a fitted sheet.