@sliver_of: Imagine how much fatter we’d all be if they made snack bags less noisy so we could finally snack in peace
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@SufficientCharm: The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage.
@Dani_Feld: Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: *cries* Dr: Um, are you sexually- Me: *cries harder* Dr: .....Ok. Do you drink? Me: YES I BLOODY DRINK