In Australia, pineapple upside down cake is called pineapple cake.
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I just searched for a picture of “desserts” and a photo of grapes popped up. What kind of sick person has grapes for dessert?
Kids will find some random stick on the ground and within thirty seconds it has a name and a very thoroughly developed back story
White people only love Cinco de Mayo because it has mayo in it
Her : You hang up first.
Me : *click*
On the list of things I’ve learned today:
1. You’re not allowed to walk a police dog
2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes
Me: do that thing I like
Body: sleep more than 5 hours? Pfft lol! Yeah we don’t do that anymore.
Once my husband had me watch a video of “the most amazing guitar player ever,” and I patiently watched in silence until the video was over before disclosing that I had dated the guy. It was an awesome moment.
My kids have a lot of toy dustpans, considering how little they actually help me clean
Why do girls keep having periods when they hate them? Just stop having them , do what makes you happy ❤️
I could probably be lured into a white van with no windows with guacamole.
…or queso.
…or salsa.
…or dill pickles.
…or Jeff Goldblum.
…or, hell, any kind of cheese at all.
I ain’t picky.
You realize kids in other countries make Air Jordan’s and iPhones right?
-Me responding poorly to my kid’s homemade Father’s Day gifts.
Quarantine Day 31: I joined a Facebook group where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony
[Justice League HQ]
Batman: Hahaha *changes his HBO GO® password and doesn’t give the new one to The Flash*
The power of art = theory.
The power of power = praxis.
The the of the = philosophy.
My five year old keeps asking about our plans “over the holidays.” By “the holidays” she’s referring to her birthday next month.
See?! THIS is why we don’t invite Elsa to the lake house in the summer….
BREAKING: First satellite photo of the “ultra-cool dwarf star”
[i wake up confused]
KIDNAPPER: youll never guess where we are!
ME: [observing floor tile pattern] this is a Dennys bathroom
KIDNAPPER: shit
[Biden runs into the oval office]
“Barack, ISIS are on the phone. They want a shipment of updog. I asked what it is but they just laughed”
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall.”
Mover: “Fine. Where do you want the couch?”
Jeez, men read so much into it when you ask if they’ll riot by your side in the water wars
I’ve eaten spinach salad for lunch for the past three days. If I don’t wake up tomorrow with arms like Popeye, I’m going to be pissed
Ain’t gonna lie. Growing up, I thought Bermuda triangle is gonna be a bigger problem than it turned out to be.
Football is so cute it’s like some guys are like we’re gonna get you and one guys like no no no no
Noah, surrounded by a million pieces & trying to make sense of his IKEA Arke pictogram instructions, feels the first drop of rain.
Shit.
My husband handed my son an orange to take to school.
Me: “He’s not going to eat that.”
My son reached in his bag and pulled out yesterday’s orange. … and then pulled out Tuesday’s orange as well.
Resolution: He returned two previous oranges and brought the new one. 🤷🏼♀️
that wasn’t the question
The brat next door is outside banging on a metal bucket in his front yard …..guess it’s about that time to go mow my gravel driveway.
[the invention of ping pong]
“I don’t want this tiny ball.”
“Well, neither do I.”
“That makes me very angry.”
“Me too.”
An entire cheerleader civilization was wiped out in the eruption at Pompompeii.