He died doing what he loved, trying to use a hammerhead shark for carpentry
In general my philosophy is do whatever you want if it doesn’t hurt people and it’s not two spaces after a period.
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If I had a crystal ball, I’d probably walk differently.
Sometimes I like to purchase every item on a person’s Amazon wish list for myself and then let them know I’m living their best life
Treat your guests like family, so they don’t stay too long.
What are you listening to?
You’re listening to Yes?
No The Who
Oh I like them
No not Them. The band is The Who.
me: i snuck in some snacks
me: *clutching ramen noodles* do u have any boiling water
When I die, I’m not donating my body to science, but I might donate it to the English department and freak the shit out of some people.
I’m not saying becoming a parent ages you, but when I started having kids I was 24, and now I’m 117.
Based on a survey of yard signs in my neighborhood, it appears “Drive Like Your Kids Live Here” has a slight lead over both the Democratic and Republican candidates.
I call all dogs ‘puppies’, regardless of age. They like it.