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@heartlessX0: In order to catch a cab, one must think like a cab first.
@UncleDuke1969: it’s called “no YOU were supposed to pay the electric bill”
@bourgeoisalien: when I hit 45 I'm going to start sleeping in a coffin. let's be honest, my lifestyle choices have been questionable
@robfee: Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers.
"Ok Brian, how much should this apple cost?" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!
@prufrockluvsong: [boxing gym]
*points at everything*
I'd hit that.
@PinkCamoTO: Me: I hate people.
H: I challenge you to say something positive.
Me: I'm positive I hate people.