In Russia, Vladimir Putin has said that the killers of Nemtsov “will be ruthlessly hunted down.”

He added, “It’s cheaper than paying them”

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It’s like everyone in my life has turned into a grandma nazi.


When I go to the movies alone, I take a clipboard so everyone thinks I’m a professional movie reviewer and not an awkward friendless loner.


I ran into my ex husband the other day. I could have sworn the light was green.


My husband said let’s cuddle, so he took one dog and I took the other two, and we cuddled.


*Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble.


Before you say you want to be treated like a king or queen, just remember that a lot of them were beheaded.


Brew coffee. Chill coffee. Use coffee instead of water to make Twice-Brewed Coffee. Win Nobel Prize. Begin to glow, levitate. Eat building.


Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas?

Me: drugs.

Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.


Me: Hello, my name is Vikki and I’m an alcoholic.
Operator: Ma’am, this is AAA.
Me: I know. I’m an alcoholic and now my car is in a ditch.