They say if you ever get attacked by a shark you should punch it in the nose which is easy cause imagine how composed you would be.
In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word “average” is between easy and hard.
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My neighbors, leaf blowing Larry and tile cutting Tim, are in the midst of a noise war, so I blasted “Let it Go” and won.
date: I’m sick of bad boys, I want something more
me: *puts Bad Boys 2 into the VCR* this is gunna blow your mind
I would seriously recommend whatever that third pill was I just took.
I had to delete Facebook because I liked too many pictures of dogs yesterday and now the newsfeed algorithm thinks I care about those people
Sometimes I overhear a conversation and want to tell one of them to run
Maybe you owe the rhythm some money and that’s why it’s trying to get you.
WE DON’T KNOW!
why would old man skeletor wait until the 3rd period of the final game to introduce new uniforms to the team you’re a stupid old man
I hate it when I’m in a rage and suddenly remember I’m not wealthy so I can’t hurl expensive bone china into the fireplace.
We all scream
Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again.