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In this era of excessive exclamation point use, punctuating a text with a period is the quickest and simplest way to cause concern.
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[broken down submarine]
captain: we only have two hours of oxygen left
me: [holding 43 balloon animals] one hour
Fun morning at work…does Costco sell voodoo dolls in bulk?
Me: So it’s kittens… driving sports cars!!
Studio Head: I need security up here NOW.
Me: PLEASE DON’T REJECT “THE FAST AND THE FURRIEST”
he was a skater boy
she said “more potato boy?”
she was his grandma serving lunch
Thank you for these noodles I’m about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!
[hitting on a girl]
ME: can I buy you a beer?
HER: no thanks
ME: so two beers then?
HER: i said no thanks
ME: *checking my wallet nervously* ok three beers last offer
grandma: you kids are always on your silly phones
me: *looking at her on the floor with a broken hip* listen do you want me to call 911 or not
ME: *releases kraken*
KRAKEN: *hesitates, looks back*
ME: go on you big dummy, get, go
I can’t believe I shaved my toes for this