In Trump’s America, undocumented workers get rounded up. Employers who hire undocumented workers get cabinet nominations.

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“I’m going all in on this Acme Corporation. Anybody want a piece?”


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ME: can u pick me up in ur claws
DRAGON: go AWAY dammit
ME: can u just put me in ur mouth pls—I wanna look out from ur teeth like im in jail