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@Dustinkcouch: interviewer: what makes you want to be a firefighter?

me: a fire killed my dad

interviewer: i'm so sorry

me: don't be. i will have my revenge

interviewer: you want to kill the fire that killed your father?

me: no. i'm not an idiot.

interviewer:

me: i'm gonna kill its dad

interviewer: what makes you want to be a firefighter?

me: a fire killed my dad

interviewer: i’m so sorry

me: don’t be. i will have my revenge

interviewer: you want to kill the fire that killed your father?

me: no. i’m not an idiot.

interviewer:

me: i’m gonna kill its dad

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