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@Mr_Kapowski: INTERVIEWER: Why do you think you'd make a good waiter?

ME: Great memory, which would be an asset to this Chili's

INTERVIEWER: Applebee's

INTERVIEWER: Why do you think you’d make a good waiter?

ME: Great memory, which would be an asset to this Chili’s

INTERVIEWER: Applebee’s

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