@ArfMeasures: Son: Daddy, when does this end? Me: No-one knows, our existence is a long, bleak road upon which we travel until the final embrace of death Son: I mean when does this party end? Me: 7.30

@TripleFlip66: [crouches down] [rubs earth between fingers] 'The pizza went that way ..'

@wizdom: A real boyfriend will blow up his girl's phone when she's mad at him. She may not want to answer, but at least she'll see his effort.

@RiddlingDreams: Lesbians should not be allowed to buy dildos, they made their choice!!

@_sshaikhh: Kids born in the years 2000 and after will never know the struggle of learning their birthdays in French like we did 2000: deux mille 2001: deux mille un 1997: mille neuf cent quatre-vingt dix-sept