@Shade510: Is age 14 too old to leave your kid on a doorstep?
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@LostFelicia: Raise your hand if you ever ran out of toilet paper and had to use a coffee filter. So, just me..
@TheTweetOfGod: Jesus was the original child star who fell in with the wrong crowd and died young.
@krisv_723: Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body. Now I see why you were confused when I said "Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."