Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat’s just being dramatic.

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Obama: 😳

Biden: Glow in the dark paint


If I have learned anything in life it’s don’t throw away your fat clothes


Party Questions by age

1-12: Will there be a Bouncy House?
17-20: Will there be alcohol?
22-27: Theres no kids right?
30+ Who’s bday is it?


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-Optimistic Prime.


I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand