@bridger_w: Is one of the steps in the P90X workout to tell everyone on Facebook that you're doing it?
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@HenpeckedHal: I made HUGE surprise plans for my wife's birthday tonight--dinner, dancing, champagne, the works--but the babysitter just cancelled & now we can't do anything! Did that sound believable to you guys? If you were my wife would you suspect, hypothetically, that I didn't make plans?
@zachreinert03: I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk. I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me
@Black__Elvis: I’m hot blooded, check it & see/ I got a fever of 103/ why’s everyone on the bus screaming/ maybe I shoulda wiped off the rectal thermometer