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@JB4Realz: It all started when I realized that we didn't call whiskers on rodents "mouse-taches"

THERAPIST *pushes intercom* Deb, cancel my 3 o'clock.

It all started when I realized that we didn’t call whiskers on rodents “mouse-taches”

THERAPIST *pushes intercom* Deb, cancel my 3 o’clock.

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