@WilliamAder: It takes a long time to delete 900 million dollars worth of stuff from an Amazon shopping cart.
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@MsSkarsgaard: Lick it. LICK IT FASTER! - parents who let their kids have ice cream cones in the car
@Dawn_M_: Homeless people are so lucky. They don't have to pay rent and can eat as many pigeons as they want.
@TheBoydP: Tax tip: Even if it’s true, never list your dog as head of household. They’ll roll over under audit.
@pleatedjeans: worst place to be stung by bees is the club bc it just looks like you're doing cool dance moves & sure u win the dance off but at what cost