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@pinningnut: It's a dark stormy night.
You're scared & alone.
You hear a bump in the night.
You jump!
You scream!
Then your cat comes in the house drunk.

It’s a dark stormy night.
You’re scared & alone.
You hear a bump in the night.
You jump!
You scream!
Then your cat comes in the house drunk.

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