@Woody_B_1978: It's called courting because you will need lawyers later.
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@AdrianYoung10: I've just found a mole on my shoulder. I don't know how he got out of the garden but he's cute.
@GayDeceiver: Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up.
@AimeeHelene1: "Aimee, could you please mute your phone?" (me on a conference call making roaring noises while I play with my plastic pterodactyl)
@LaniBeno: I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.