@KoKeniSasquatch You have 3 meals a day?
Are you a millionaire or an inmate?
@SheBanggs It’s cute how they show subtitles during Here Comes Honey Boo Boo & pretend that anyone watching might actually know how to read.
It’s cute how they show subtitles during Here Comes Honey Boo Boo & pretend that anyone watching might actually know how to read.
- @SheBanggs
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@KoKeniSasquatch 
@heatherlou_ Every time I think I’ve got my diet under control, they come out with some new and tastier way to make me fat.
@Marlebean “NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!” my children yell at me.
@robfee Sorry pregnant ladies, all of your 3D ultrasounds look like Gollum in an Ikea lampshade.
@citizenkawala [Plays air guitar]
[Dodges air panties]
@Shade510 HR: Once again – “Judy from the Internet said so” isn’t a valid excuse….
Me: But…
@taramae72 Ladies, do you think you’re hip and cool? Do you think you’re stylish? If so, having a teenage daughter may help clear these delusions from your head.
@Jenny4ashley I don’t always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?
@Barknado69 [The Price Is Right]
Bob Barker: what do you think the price of this washing machine is
Me:*lips firmly pressed to mic* Right
@writerPT Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I’d be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit.