@MichaelSmartGuy: "It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9am
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@jazmasta: [at Indian restaurant] "Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!" "Samosa?" "Oh no thanks, I'm full"
@envydatropic: It's October so I refuse to kill any spiders in my house in hopes that they do the Halloween decorating for me.
@stanleybehrman: Most accidents happen within a 2 block radius of your home. That is why I park my car 3 blocks away and walk. Can never be too safe.