@paulrobalino: It's like my dad always said: "Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas."
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@Book_Krazy: *Blows dandelion in the wind* *stares at stem* [whispers] "Now you're just somebody that I used to blow"
@_debbii3e: First date questions 1) are you married? 2) is someone married to you? 3) are you married without your knowledge? 4) is there someone that you’re attached to in a married way?
@fanofhell: Cop: show us where the hamburgers are, hamburglar Hamburglar: you've got the wrong guy. I steal ham. You're thinking of hamburgerburglar